I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
do nipples grow back?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Randomize
