sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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