did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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