i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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