i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
