You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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