I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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