soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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