I want to make a zoo with you.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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