it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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