ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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