we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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