Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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