woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Randomize