he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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