So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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