do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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