they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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