i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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