so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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