gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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