So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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