remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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