your room smells of hookers.
And success
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
