physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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