so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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