you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
