Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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