How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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