Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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