I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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