Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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