it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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