I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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