So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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