There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I smell stomach acid.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
