she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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