I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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