He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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