Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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