i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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