Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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