I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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