There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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