watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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