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No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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