The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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