nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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