this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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