Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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