She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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