This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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