I need help removing her.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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