So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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