Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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